I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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