So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Randomize
