Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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