id be glad to
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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