You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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