i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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