You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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