I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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