awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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