2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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