Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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