after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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