HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
