Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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