The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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