Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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