my vag is so smooth its legendary
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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