if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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