I wanna bring you to show and tell
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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