I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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