my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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