yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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