I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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