Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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