i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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