I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Success! We fucked roommates!
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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