return my video game
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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