I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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