dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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