Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
