new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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