My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
