oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Shame - the story of my life.
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