your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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