I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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