his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Randomize
