I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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