You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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