It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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