3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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