okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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