Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize