I am puke
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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