You work out of a Hotel?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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