So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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