I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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