Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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