i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
You pole danced in your parka.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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