Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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