If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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