Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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